hi i'm seb
i'm the world's most retarded man in existence. i also like to make memes and shit lol, also everyone hates me.

he/him
13
autistic
likes women and only women (i'm heterosexual btw)
american
likes konnor88 (as a friend)
supports lgbtq+
roman catholic

logos
microsoft agent (give me ideas pls)
ironic vyond shit
trolling lol
memes
sbubbies
sexo sexo duro
polandball
other shit

my favorite shows are
sushi pack
the simpsons
family guy
12. oz mouse
wonder showzen
aqua teen hunger force (numero uno)
rick and morty
the office
pop team epic
homestar runner (technically not a show but cmon)
happy tree friends
breaking bad
anything that is not kiddie shit
my favorite foods are
pumper nic hamburgers
doggis hot dogs
chikin nuggies
doritos
coca cola
meat
other shit
i have other favorites but i'm not gonna list it here because it gets too boring

here are some things that I hate mostly because (NOTE: please don't attack me for speaking out my opinions)
True and the Rainbow Kingdom (#1 most hated because it personally annoys me to the next level and it would make me go ballistic if someone likes it HHHRGRVRVVRRVRV and it is also VERY CRINGY)
Bluey (it was based until jax fucking ruined it, idk why aoife still supports him)
Mugman (mostly because of totofer even tho I don't have many problems with it besides lenstar being a jackass)
Jelly Jamm (except for Ongo) (BlueTone wouldn't FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT, but it's not his fault for that tho (I blame the 2 people who did this lol, i'm still neutral about it tho)
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (except for angle dusk and egg boi, I don't have many problems with it besides it being cringe as fuck)
DC Superhero Girls (who doesn't hate it)
My Little Pony (I had a bad history of it, mostly because it reminds me of my cringy childhood) (NOTE: kylie pls don't attack me for this it's my opinion IRYO on it was well)
The Rodfellows (we all know why)
The Loud House (I don't have to explain this one either)
Any Kids Show (except for a few, mostly because it is cringe)
Cocomelon (although technically not a show, everyone knows that PewDiePie is much better than them)
and some others as well

don't EVER contact me if you are
a pedo
a zoophile
a friggin criminal
a bigot
a homophobe (though I do understand that religion is the reason and stuff)
an oversensitive fuck for no reason
a racist
an ableist
etc.

ok that is basically it for my card idk what else to put in here so bye